Jessica Simpson’s Mom Miriam Yaniv charged with Sexual Assault / X CORP WINS AGAINST BC CRT / What’s that Smell in Maple Ridge?

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Miriam Yaniv has been charged with Sexual Assault in relationship to an incident in August 2026. That’s right, the womb that birthed Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson has been charged with Sexual Assault, as well as the charge for breach of her Recon. She’ll be back in court Nov 16. 2026.

A dear MM fan took it upon themselves to go to the court house to request documents and provided them to MM via our Tip Line. Miriam Yaniv is not allowed back into The Residences in Langley BC Canada where she owns a condo in that senior building. She has been given strict conditions to stay away from 4 individuals. 3 are residences of the senior building.

We believe the 4th individual for the sexual assault charge, is a paramedic. Details to come.

If she even sneezes wrong – Mad Miriam is back in jail. Fear not, she has shacked up with her son. No not at the foreclosure condo. That place is empty, with lots of legal notices pinned to the front of the building for all the viewers of the condo to see.

FORECLOSURE UPDATE

Death-Fat Jon’s condo foreclosure dropped another $20,000 in price. Now listed at $329,000 CAD which is not much more than he purchase it for back in 2017. That’s not going to cover the losses that are in the Foreclosure at this point and DFJ will owe money on that eventual sale. 

No one wants to buy that place!

X CORP WINS AGAINST BC CRT!

In other bigly-big news, X Corp won.

The BC CRT didn’t get their $100,000 penalty. Death-Fat Jon didn’t get any money. Sadly, like usual, the CRT didn’t make DFJ pay the legal fees that X Corp requested. Eric Regehr still thinks the Hot Dog iStock Meme is Jon, and worthy of being deemed an intimate image.

In November 2026, the B.C. Civil Resolution Tribunal dismissed the $100,000 administrative penalty against X (formerly Twitter) after the company provided more detailed evidence and raised new legal arguments regarding international law and jurisdiction. Upon review, the tribunal reversed the penalty due to complex international legal principles.

“X also argued the image is not legally an intimate one under the act, though Eric Regehr disagreed in his 2025 protection order and did not change his mind in the latest decision.”

Regehr said that comity — the idea of mutual respect among nations — “may operate to limit a law’s application outside Canada.”

So no worries out there to our American friends that were recently fined $10K too, just ask them to reverse it based on the X Corp decision. USA citizens! America – Fuck ya!

The original decision – made solely because ER thought that the picture was transphobic, and not because the image was actually Death-Fat Jon or actually intimate – that original March 2025 decision is still waiting Judicial Review.

Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson is all about CSAM

Gunty Death-Fat Jon and his girl? friend Wacko Willy have been jointly sending child pornography or pornography (the police will decide) and threatening the lives of multiple people Death-Fat Jon has beef with, via 100s of emails over the last months.

Police have been involved, the emails have been reported by multiple victims, in multiple cities. Uttering death threats should be the least of the charges that could be laid against this dumb-ass duo.

It’s an ongoing daily developing situation. When we get more concrete details beyond Wacko Willy‘s wellness check by the police, we will update that case. If you want to add your email to the spamming, let Death-Fat Jon know over on his stalker page where he obsesses over Donald Smith – the DerpyMix Facebook page.

YANIV / SIMPSON LIVES IN MAPLE RIDGE – FOR NOW

Death-Fat Jon does in fact live in Maple Ridge, BC. Finally we have it confirmed, and have the address.

MM will not be sharing the address publicly, as the owners are dealing with enough nonsense and smells as is. The entire neighbourhood wants them gone. The image of the house and the side door to the underground dwelling behind the garage are shown below with the address covered.

He has lived in a 2 bedroom mortgage helper with barely any light, since June 1st and has all ready been EVICTED by the owners. In B.C. eviction isn’t cut and dry, a lengthy legal battle could be started. The B.C. Residential Tenancy Branch (RTB) oversees and administers the Residential Tenancy Act in BC. You can just imagine what that is like, given the HRT and CRT.

Good luck to the owners.

Mad Miriam Yaniv living there now can’t be good either. We also have to wonder where Rexy goes for his business? There are so many questions. Like how does DFJ afford $1950 a month in rent? Student loan money? More fraud? Shaking down Maple Ridge restaurants now?

Eventually all the corpses bloat and float.

Everyone Hates Gunty Death-Fat Jon

October 30th, 2026 a post of the BC HRT’s dismissal of the claim against the Firefighters turned up in a Law Enforcement Page. A long long comment section of Golden comments commenced – everyone on the planet hates Death-Fat Jon.

Thanks to that exposure, people coming forward with information on Death-Fat Jon, and his habits in the neighbourhood. So DFJ isn’t hiding anymore and leaving bad reviews on local restaurants.

That Law Enforcement Page story was shared October 31, 2026 in the Langley Crime Page on Facebook, and more golden comments were left by the community that is just so done with his shit.

MM found this one interesting. Was Death-Fat Jon at a surgeon for himself? Was this to do with Mad Miriam allegedly chopping off her breasts? No one can verify the cancer claim. Was Gunty looking to finally get some fake titties to flash the firefighters in the bathtub?

MM have thought about putting up a betting pool on when Death-Fat Jon dies?

Will it be of a heart-attack? Will it be a suicide? Will Miriam kill her spawn? Will Jon call the fire department one too many times, and be left to drown in the bathtub? MM wonder if Polymarket will take those bets?

Donald Gets A New Shirt

After claiming to have lost access to his social media, and that he was totally going to stay offline, Donald attended the BC Election night, more emails swearing he wasn’t going to be online for his mental health, asking MM not to report on him, that he wanted a fresh start; After Donald issued an apology on his Substack for his behaviour of late – Donald comes back with this shirt. Oh Donald. *face-palm*

Of course Death Fat-Jon saw it and had to post that he saw it on his DerpyMix hate page on Facebook.

Note the condom and drool and style of the image. The police will be.

Death-Fat Jon Isn’t Indigenous

Thanks for the promo of MeowMix! We love seeing our people publicly post our content.

MM are pretty sure Death-Fat Jon‘s plan is to just be a student forever and live off the loans. We heard he did get Indigenous grants or money, by claiming to be Pocahontas long lost relative. No evidence of it has ever been publicly disclosed though, if you have evidence to expose – please send it to MM. Or the proper authorities.

Yet – Who knows if the indigenous peoples of Canada care about one Trans-Faggot-Eunuch getting a few thousand Canadian dollars – when they are getting the whole Province?

Canada is so fucked.

Death-Fat Jon Still Plays the Victim

Don’t like what is written about your PUBLIC legal cases – stop flashing firefighters with dildos on the bathtub ledge! Don’t read the comment sections or posts about you Fatty. How many of times did YOUR victims get told to just ignore you?

https://www.facebook.com/jessicasimpson1987

Go fuck your mom.